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Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees - Woven Blanket

$87.00

Some lessons every kid grows up hearing.

This cozy woven blanket turns one of Mom’s most iconic reminders into something warm, funny, and impossible to ignore. Perfect for dorm rooms, first apartments, or anyone who occasionally needs a gentle reminder that Mom is not an ATM.

A little humor. A little truth. Straight from Mom.

Made to order and shipped from the USA

Free shipping on orders $100+ USD

Care instructions

Current production time: 3-4 business days (production time is separate from shipping time).
NO CANCELLATION AFTER 12 HOURS.

This product is made just for you the moment you order it— that’s why it takes a little longer to arrive, but trust us, it’s worth the wait. By making products on demand instead of in bulk we reduce waste and keep things thoughtful.
Thanks for shopping with care!

SHIPPING

Current production time: 3-4 business days (production time is separate from shipping time).
NO CANCELLATION AFTER 12 HOURS.

This product is made just for you the moment you order it— that’s why it takes a little longer to arrive, but trust us, it’s worth the wait. By making products on demand instead of in bulk we reduce waste and keep things thoughtful.
Thanks for shopping with care!

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Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees - Woven Blanket

$87.00