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Legal Trouble Please Avoid - Woven Blanket

$87.00

A cozy woven blanket featuring one of Mom’s most important life rules.

Funny, warm, and full of motherly wisdom — perfect for dorm rooms, first apartments, and anyone who still hears Mom’s voice in their head.

Made to order and shipped from the USA

Free shipping on orders $100+ USD

Care instructions

Current production time: 3-4 business days (production time is separate from shipping time).
NO CANCELLATION AFTER 12 HOURS.

This product is made just for you the moment you order it— that’s why it takes a little longer to arrive, but trust us, it’s worth the wait. By making products on demand instead of in bulk we reduce waste and keep things thoughtful.
Thanks for shopping with care!

SHIPPING

Current production time: 3-4 business days (production time is separate from shipping time).
NO CANCELLATION AFTER 12 HOURS.

This product is made just for you the moment you order it— that’s why it takes a little longer to arrive, but trust us, it’s worth the wait. By making products on demand instead of in bulk we reduce waste and keep things thoughtful.
Thanks for shopping with care!

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Legal Trouble Please Avoid - Woven Blanket

$87.00